Final Fantasy Top ListsStupid lists for the bored FF players!
Top 5 Reasons Cloud Strife Enjoys His Career
5. Beating the crap outta random monsters
4. The fangirls
3. A big ass sword! What's not cool about that?
2. Spiky hair, oh yeah
1. Tifa's boobs *cough* Hot girls
Top 5 Possible Reasons Why Sephiroth Drives Chicks Nuts
5. White hair
4. Long white hair
3. A big weapon
2. Chicks LOVE homocidal meglomaniacs
1. He's just so pettable *pets da Sephy*
Top 10 FF Characters That Need To Be Put To Sleep Permenantly
5. Yuffie (Only because my friends say so)
4. Tidus (Once you stop and think about it, he is a wimp)
3. Cait Sith (What the FUCK is that thing riding?!)
2. Selphie (She's annoying!)
1. Wakka (First off, his jamaican accent pisses me off. Second, why does he have hair like a quail?... My mom pointed that out when I was playing FFX-2)
That's all I can be bothered to do. I'll edit it later
Senseless Chapter 3Ryukami slowly opened her eyes then quickly shut them to shield them from a blinding light. "Ryukami..." An evil yet soothing voice called to her. She felt a clawed hand stroke her hair. She opened her eyes again. The light was gone and this time, her eyes met those of a pure black werewolf with leering red eyes. He cradled her and held her close, stroking her hair. "You still haven't given up." Ryukami was took weak to resist the werewolf. "I would call you my father, but I don't believe an evil being like you could be my father." The werewolf smirked. "I'm surprised you haven't joined me and my pets." He lay her down on the ground and a small group of shadows crowded around her. Poking and prodding to see what this strange creature was and how she would react. "Walui, get them away." She growled. "You're trying to overthrow a dear friend of mine. I will not allow that to happen." Ryukami sat up, the shadows dispersed then returned. "It's for a better cause! All of those worlds wouldn
KH Gone Horribly Wrong: FusionThanks for reading KH Gone Horribly Wrong: Fusion! In order to get the Senseless jokes, read my fanfic before proceeding. Our cast is pretty simple
On the KH side: Sora, Riku, Kairi, Leon, Cloud
On the Senseless side: Luna, Jupiter, Ryukami, Revenge, Abusolu
Revenge: Attention all, thank you for attending the Overthrow The Phallic Ass-Monster *cough* I mean, Ansem Cult.
Kairi: A cult?!
Riku: Kick ass!
Ryukami: Shut it, you necrophiliac. Continue, Lord.
Revenge: As I was saying, it is our duty to overthrow *cough* Ansem
Cloud: Not the phallic ass-monster?
Revenge: He's still a phallic ass-monster, but that's a little off-topic.
Luna: What's the course of action?
Leon: You don't have a plan, don't you?
Revenge: I never said that!... Okay, I don't have a plan.
Sora: How about this. We just kick him in the crotch and throw things at him!
Cloud: Retarded! C'mon, even Sephiroth knows how to kick ass with style.
*moment of silence*
Riku: We cou
Pokemon BanterAbusolu: And so when that trainer threw a pokeball at me I grabbed it, threw it back, and got 'im right in the eye!
Knives: *claps* Atta girl, Abusolu!
Vash: Next time, hit 'im where it won't hurt too much.
Kimahri: Next time, go for the crotch! I heard it really hurts humans.
Knives: That's only on male humans you, jack ass.
Kimahri: Excuse me, fleabag. I don't really pay attention to genders.
Vash: He's a ladies man. Not a good one.
Knives: Excuse me Mr I'll-hit-on-any-girl-I-can-get-my-paws-on. What about that persian?
Vash: Not that attractive.
Abusolu: The ninetales?
Vash: Way to finicky
Kimahri: The jolteon?
Vash: Hey, she was hot.
Abusolu: See? He's a horny maggot!
Kimahri: She's right, dude.
Vash: I just like girls, is that so bad?
Everyone but Vash: YES!
Abusolu: You better not hit on me, you wanker.
Kimahri: Hey, even the horny maggot has taste!
Vash: I'M NOT A HORNY MAGGOT! *stares at an eevee outside*
Kimahri: *slaps Vash* I hate you