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Revenge of the Belly Button-Sollux x Reader You knocked on Sollux's door loudly.
"Sollux!"You yelled,"Come out here,you little asshat!"You were angry.Very angry indeed,for Sollux had hacked into your laptop,making it nearly impossible to gain access to.Of course,no one answered.Who would at the sight of an angry female who was,at the moment,very dangerous?You growled in annoyance and looked for a window to break.It was like he was expecting you,for every window had wooden planks behind them.
"Fine then,if you wanna play it that way,we can play it that way."You said walking off to find a hammer,crowbar,anything to get in there to attack him.Then you realized,once you got in there,you

HetaliaxReader: Scary Movie Marathon (drabble)HetaliaxReader: scary movie marathon (Hetalia of the Dead)
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Ok, so the countries were having a scary movie marathon to compare their movies. Apparently all their movies were just plainly scary, yet strange. As Italy slept on one side of the room, the others watched America's movie to end the night. And believe me they all agreed that his movies were just plain... odd.

Then a knock came on the door.

"AHHH!" America screamed, "What was that?"

"It was the door git." An angry Brit said.

"IT'S THE MONSTER!" The American screamed.

"Nein, it'z probuly zomevne azking us to be quiet."

"Actuarry that's ____." Japan e

All the right friends in all the right places[DavexReader]

The sound of something crinkling underneath you arm is what woke you up. You groaned as you shifted in your bed, opening your eyes a crack to see what it was. There, nestled between your sheets, was a blank red envelope, slightly wrinkled. You rubbed your eyes as you reached over, clumsily ripping the paper. You pulled out a note with seven neatly printed words that looked somewhat like instructions.

Get dressed and head to the kitchen

You mumbled something about roommates as you threw on a pair of jeans (which you placed the envelope in) and a t-shirt as you hopped down the stairs to meet the person whom you shared a house w

Bounty HuntersForest Bears seeking vandalizing Blonde. Reward.

Wet Dreams.All the Scout was doing was standing up beside the door-way, drinking his beloved BONK! as hes stared at nothing particular. He looked blank and "out-of-this-world". But he was suddenly jolted back to reality when he felt himself being pushed into the room by a pair of hands between his shoulder blades. 'Whoa, what?!' He almost screeched. Behind him, he heard the door shut, and to save his drink from being split, he placed it on the desk in a mad rush. He didn't know where he was, he'd just stopped outside a door-way and started thinking about random stuff.

But he didn't turn around fast enough to face whoever the hell it was, allowing them

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DING DONG!!!!!!

The girl-scout rang the door bell and squealed with delight. Finally, she will get the cookie master bad

The Pact Between Humans and PigeonsFor years I was led to believe we humans had a pact, most probably a silent and unwritten one, with pigeons whose terms were that we appoint eccentric and mostly old people to feed them at various locations throughout our cities and other settlements, and in return they were to fly away off our roads when we drove our cars towards them down said roads.
This morning, less than an hour ago, while I drove my car down the road, a pigeon stood still and did not fly away. I had to stop my car and risk having an accident. Luckily there were no cars behind me and I arrived at my destination safely.
I believe this to be a direct violation of the pact.

Lil' Stuffers: Chapter 6Kiba and Naruto didn’t waste any time; as soon as the waiter had finished clearing their many empty plates and loading their table up with the new treats, their hands reached out, grabbing whatever was within reach and taking huge bites of their targets, or, in some cases, simply shoving the whole thing in their mouths and chewing vigorously until they could swallow it.

“Oh man!” Naruto exclaimed through a mouthful of blueberry muffin. “These are really really warm and moist?” He swallowed, seizing a cinnamon roll and taking a huge bite of it. “Are these fresh-baked?” He polished it off in a few more

NomenclatureJohn collected Sherlock’s post on the way up to 221B. Three letters: addressed to ‘Shurlock Holmes’, ‘Shylock Homes’ and, most impressively of all, ‘Charlotte Hyams’.

Sherlock was lying on the couch thinking, so John left the mail on the coffee table.

“Why ‘Sherlock’?” he asked as he settled down into his armchair.

Sherlock didn’t reply.

“I’ve never come across anyone else with Sherlock as a given name. Did your mother see you for the first time and just think ‘that baby looks like a Sherlock’?”

Sherlock sighed.

“My full name is a

Space Heroes"Raaaaph! Stop it!"

"Make me!"

Leonardo groaned in irritation as his brothers' bickering became louder. A headache was starting to throb behind his right eye, and Mikey's sudden scream from behind him wasn't helping. His headache flared when he heard a crash from behind Donatello's closed lab door, along with muffled cursing. Leo was on the verge of cursing himself. Of course Master Splinter had to leave him in charge while he was gone. That was just his luck.

Leo was startled out of his thoughts when something collided with the couch, causing it to shift and the blue clad turtle to nearly topple over. He peered over the edge of the couch,

White Chocolate CheesecakeCarly::) "Just try one."

Naruto::? "Don't you think it's a bit weird to be trying royal desserts?"

Carly;;) "It just depends, besides, this is good cake." :idea:! :eyes: "I'll let you dance with Sakura."

Naruto::blush:...:hmm: "Well..." :D "Alright!" (takes bite of cake) :chew:...:O_o: "Whoa..." :lol: "This is amazing."

Carly::nod:...

Naruto: (takes her slice of cake)

Carly::o :noes: "Hey!"

Naruto::chew:...

Carly::roll: :)

2Ptalia x Reader: Academy of Bullcrap (pt 1)[A/N] I forgot why I'm even doing this anymore.

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BEEP. BEEP. BEEP.

A young girl lazily smacks her alarm clock out of the small drawer. Luckily, it shut itself up. The girl shifted in her blanket-fort bed as she buries herself in her own thick and warm blankets. What could this lazy motherfucker be?

That's right, this young girl goes by the name (First Name) (Last Name). She has very few friends and a lot of bullies, for some odd reason. Personally, she don't really give two shits about the amount of friends and bullies she got. She's just happy that she is at least noticed, in both necessary and unnecessary ways. Her only true happy pla

EpitaphDripping radiator:

Not bled. Only seeping.

Give Me A Break- Part Two“Trisha, I’m not Adam.”
“But… but you said…”
“I know what I said.” The handsome man said. “But I lied. I am not Adam. I am actually Steven.”
“Steven? …But, how could you?” The beautiful girl had tears in her eyes.
“I did, Trisha.” Steven said. “I’m so sorry. I have betrayed you.”
“I have something to tell you too, Steven. …I’m not Trisha. I’m actually Annalise.”
“Annalise? How could you? I hate you!”
“Oh, but I love you Steven. So much more than Adam.”
“I love you!&rd

Twister time -A bday gift for YnnepOptimus Prime looked astonished at the floor of his secret base, blinking.
“What, for Primus sake, happened to the colour? Why it’s full of… polka dots?!?” He exclaimed, looking horrified at the giant round spots. The whole rainbow fell down from the sky and got squashed on the Autobots base?
Jazz came to him, smiling. “Do you like it? I just read in the humans Net and found a really delightful game! It’s called Twister!”
The Autobots leader sighed. “Since the war with Decepticons ended you really need to find yourself a hobby.”
His first lieutenant smiled and held his servos, dragging h

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Senseless Chapter 6Ryukami sighed and swung her arms, flailing her Ryuu-Maru keyblades about. Jupiter flinched. "Careful, Ryukami. You could put out someone's eye!" Ryukami smiled. "Brilliant idea, my dear fox fairy." Jupiter looked at a flickering star. "I wonder if Luna's okay." "Ah, she- er, he will be fine. He's got his Cloud Brands, I'm sure he'll fair well." Jupiter's eyes sparkled. "You're right." She smiled, giving Ryukami a warm feeling. "Do you think he found the Ansem girl and the keyblade wielder?" Ryukami shrugged. "Probably. And I bet if he did, they're kicken' some ass right now."

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KH Gone Horribly Wrong II

by ~kera, Apr 2, 2004, 2:51:17 AM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

Real quotes from the game redone Necro style!

Sora: Uh...huh? What a dream...
Riku: You saw Kairi naked again?
Sora: Yup

NOTE: Inspired my spooty closet which I can never find the lightswitch
Cloud (He IS gay!) : I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. I fell into darkness and couldn't find the light.
Sora: For the last time, the light switch in the closet is on the left, not the right!

Leon: And they'll keep on coming at you, as long as you continue to wield the keyblade. But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?
Sora: Because I'm young, vital, and let's face it, I'm way cuter then you ^.~

Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: Whoa, man. How'd you do that?
Riku: The key under the welcome mat, you dolt

Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. *giggle* What would you do there?
Riku: Rape you *cough* Nothing

NOTE: Riku is SO easy to make fun of
Riku: Don't give up! Come on, Sora! Together we can do it!
Sora: Ya know, you could just put the pickle jar under warm water *does so* See? It comes right off

Sora: This is totally weird. I'm in another world.
Mog: The ultimate acid trip, kupo!

Selphie: What's the matter, Sora? Something on your mind?
Sora: Ya know, I just started thinking...
Selphie: What?
Sora: Maybe Coca-Cola DOES have cocaine in it

KH Gone Horribly Wrong IIby ~kera

Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor

©2004-2013 ~kera

Yes! There is a sequel! And it will be better then the first because found a site full of KH quotes. Before I begin, let me thank my KH Fan Posse...

: He gets the most credit for introducing KH to me

: For just being there

: For the pointless KH humor that has kept my obsession going.

: Where would the world be if someone didn't keep Riku on a chain? X3

Now onto the quotes!

~dreamseerX Apr 2, 2004 Student Traditional Artist

LMFAO!! Oh dman your good at these...

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~Zapydos2 Apr 2, 2004 Digital Artist

hilarious!

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~MissDuckii Apr 2, 2004

i love this kind of stuff

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