Real quotes from the game redone Necro style!
Sora: Uh...huh? What a dream...
Riku: You saw Kairi naked again?
NOTE: Inspired my spooty closet which I can never find the lightswitch
Cloud (He IS gay!) : I tried to exploit the power of darkness, but it backfired. I fell into darkness and couldn't find the light.
Sora: For the last time, the light switch in the closet is on the left, not the right!
Leon: And they'll keep on coming at you, as long as you continue to wield the keyblade. But why? Why would it choose a kid like you?
Sora: Because I'm young, vital, and let's face it, I'm way cuter then you ^.~
Riku: The door has opened, Sora! Now we can go to the outside world!
Sora: Whoa, man. How'd you do that?
Riku: The key under the welcome mat, you dolt
Kairi: So, suppose you get to another world. *giggle* What would you do there?
Riku: Rape you *cough* Nothing
NOTE: Riku is SO easy to make fun of
Riku: Don't give up! Come on, Sora! Together we can do it!
Sora: Ya know, you could just put the pickle jar under warm water *does so* See? It comes right off
Sora: This is totally weird. I'm in another world.
Mog: The ultimate acid trip, kupo!
Selphie: What's the matter, Sora? Something on your mind?
Sora: Ya know, I just started thinking...
Sora: Maybe Coca-Cola DOES have cocaine in it